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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 158461" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN.........</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm very good at telling stories over and over and over....</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm aware that other people's grandkids are not as bright as mine.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm so cared for....long term care, eye care, dental care.....</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, politicians, waiting....</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy and that's just my left leg.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....uh..........</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm in the 'initial' stage of my golden years......SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ I'm supporting all movements now......by eating bran, prunes, raisins.....</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ The gleam in my eye is the sun hitting my tri-focals.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ My children look middle-aged.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px">~ My knees buckle and my belt won't.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN !!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 158461, member: 1246"] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN.........[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you are saying.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm very good at telling stories over and over and over....[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm aware that other people's grandkids are not as bright as mine.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm so cared for....long term care, eye care, dental care.....[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, politicians, waiting....[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy and that's just my left leg.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....uh..........[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm in the 'initial' stage of my golden years......SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ I'm supporting all movements now......by eating bran, prunes, raisins.....[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ The gleam in my eye is the sun hitting my tri-focals.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ My children look middle-aged.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4]~ My knees buckle and my belt won't.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=5]I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN !!![/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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