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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 158462" data-attributes="member: 1246">The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. &nbsp;The Wal-Mart Greeter says, &quot;Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... nice children you&#039;ve got there - are they twins?&quot; &nbsp;The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, &quot;Hell no they ain&#039;t, the oldest one, he&#039;s 9 and the younger one, she&#039;s 7. Why the hell would you think they&#039;re twins?....... Do you really think they look alike?&quot; &nbsp;&quot;No&quot;, replies the greeter, &quot;I just couldn&#039;t believe you got laid twice!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 158462, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The perfect Wal-Mart Greeter [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][/SIZE] [B][SIZE=4]A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. [/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=4]The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ... nice children you've got there - are they twins?" [/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=4]The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?....... Do you really think they look alike?" [/SIZE][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][SIZE=4]"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"[/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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