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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 158754" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>In Heaven</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its decor.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I nudged the angel, "What's the deal? I would love to hear your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Hush, child," said he. "They're all in shock. No one thought they'd see you." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 158754, member: 1246"] In Heaven [FONT=Times New Roman]I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its decor.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the trash.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]There stood the kid from seventh grade who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell, was sitting pretty on cloud nine, looking incredibly well.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I nudged the angel, "What's the deal? I would love to hear your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]And why's everyone so quiet, so somber? Give me a clue."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Hush, child," said he. "They're all in shock. No one thought they'd see you." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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