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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 160022" data-attributes="member: 1246">Politically correct terms for cat owners:My cat is not a bed hog, he is a mattress appreciator.My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.My cat is not a lap fungus, he is bed selective.My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived.My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (which should always be the food dish).</blockquote>