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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 160088" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'">Little Johnny saw papa's car and watched it pass by the school playground and go into the woods. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'">Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"></span><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px">"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, th en he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px">At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 10px">At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Mommy fainted!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><u><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: gray"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><strong>Moral:</strong></span></span></span></span></span></u><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px"></span> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Berlin Sans FB'"><strong>Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 160088, member: 1246"] [FONT='Berlin Sans FB'][SIZE=2][FONT=Berlin Sans FB]Little Johnny saw papa's car and watched it pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. [/FONT][COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2]"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the[COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR]woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, th en he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped[COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR]Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an[COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR]interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I[COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR]want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.[COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][/SIZE] [FONT=Berlin Sans FB][FONT='Berlin Sans FB'][SIZE=2][B]Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." [/B][/SIZE][COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][B]Mommy fainted![COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][U][FONT=Berlin Sans FB][SIZE=2][COLOR=gray][COLOR=gray][FONT='Berlin Sans FB'][B]Moral:[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/U][FONT=Berlin Sans FB][SIZE=5][FONT='Berlin Sans FB'][B][SIZE=2] [/SIZE] Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!![/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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