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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1607360" data-attributes="member: 1246">Texas Attitude...One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin&#039; to jump (fixin&#039; in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action). She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, &quot;Please don&#039;t jump! Think of your dear mother and father.&quot; He replied, &quot;My mom and dad are both dead; I&#039;m going to jump.&quot; She said, &quot;Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.&quot; He replied, &quot;I&#039;m not married, and I don&#039;t have any kids.&quot; She said, &quot;Well, then you just remember the Alamo.&quot;He replied, &quot;What&#039;s the Alamo?&quot; She replied, &quot;Well, bless your heart!!You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee, Obama lovin&#039; Democrat bastard! You&#039;re holding up traffic!!&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1607360, member: 1246"] Texas Attitude... [B]One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. [/B] [B]As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' to jump (fixin' in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action). [/B] [B]She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father." [/B] [B]He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." [/B] [B]She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children." [/B] [B]He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids." [/B] [B]She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."[/B] [B]He replied, "What's the Alamo?" [/B] [B]She replied, "Well, bless your heart!! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee, Obama lovin' Democrat bastard! You're holding up traffic!!" [/B] [/QUOTE]

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