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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 161250" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>WHEN A POLICEMAN SAYS...HE REALLY MEANS</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>WHAT IS SAID / WHAT IS MEANT</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">While on routine patrol... / I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner / He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN-DON'T FEED THE PIGS!"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control. / It was raining.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner. / The dirt-bag let go with an "oink" when I walked by.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Knowing the suspect had a criminal history... / He puked on my uniform one night.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The information is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past. / I've got two theft cases hanging over my head.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">While being arrested, this subject resisted being injured in the act. / He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirror sunglasses.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations. / I wrote one citation for each swear word.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Upon announcing my title and purpose, I heard a voice from inside say, "Come in." / The rock music was so loud they wouldn't have heard Patton's army, so I kicked in the door.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies. / I sent them to a non-existent address which I called the "Command Post."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding. / She was a good looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was free after my shift was over.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The Chief appeared at the scene and took command. / I sent him to the same address as the reporters.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Further interview of the witness was impossible due to conditions. / It was my bowling night.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The defendant asked the officer's advice on how to act before the judge at his arraignment. / I told him he didn't have the balls to call the judge the same name he called me.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 161250, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B]WHEN A POLICEMAN SAYS...HE REALLY MEANS[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][B]WHAT IS SAID / WHAT IS MEANT[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]While on routine patrol... / I was in the car because the coffee shop was closed. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The motorist was operating his vehicle in a reckless manner / He had a bumper sticker that said "SLOW DOWN-DON'T FEED THE PIGS!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The accident scene and the safety of the victims prevented this officer from doing traffic control. / It was raining.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]I observed the suspect acting in a suspicious manner. / The dirt-bag let go with an "oink" when I walked by.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Knowing the suspect had a criminal history... / He puked on my uniform one night.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The information is of known credibility and has provided reliable information in the past. / I've got two theft cases hanging over my head.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]While being arrested, this subject resisted being injured in the act. / He ripped my shirt and broke my new mirror sunglasses.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The motorist was cited for multiple traffic violations. / I wrote one citation for each swear word.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Upon announcing my title and purpose, I heard a voice from inside say, "Come in." / The rock music was so loud they wouldn't have heard Patton's army, so I kicked in the door.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The members of the press at the scene were offered every courtesy within departmental policies. / I sent them to a non-existent address which I called the "Command Post."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]I gave the motorist a verbal warning for speeding. / She was a good looking blonde who owned a liquor store and who was free after my shift was over.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The Chief appeared at the scene and took command. / I sent him to the same address as the reporters.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Further interview of the witness was impossible due to conditions. / It was my bowling night.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The defendant asked the officer's advice on how to act before the judge at his arraignment. / I told him he didn't have the balls to call the judge the same name he called me.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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