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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1640069" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband.</p><p></p><p>Lady: I lost my Husband.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: What is his height?</p><p></p><p>Lady: I never noticed</p><p>.</p><p>Inspector: Slim or healthy?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Not slim can be healthy.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Color of eyes?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Never noticed.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Color of hair?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Changes according to season.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: What was he wearing?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Suit... Casuals... I don't remember exactly.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Was somebody with him?</p><p></p><p>Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together...</p><p>And the lady started crying.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1640069, member: 1246"] A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband. Lady: I lost my Husband. Inspector: What is his height? Lady: I never noticed . Inspector: Slim or healthy? Lady: Not slim can be healthy. Inspector: Color of eyes? Lady: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Lady: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was he wearing? Lady: Suit... Casuals... I don't remember exactly. Inspector: Was somebody with him? Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together... And the lady started crying. Inspector: Let's search for the dog first! [/QUOTE]
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