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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 165084" data-attributes="member: 1246">ONE LINERS&nbsp;*Wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.&nbsp;&nbsp;Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.&nbsp;* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He&#039;s all right now.&nbsp;* The roundest knight at King Arthur&#039;s round table was Sir Cumference.&nbsp;* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.&nbsp;* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.&nbsp;* The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.&nbsp;* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.&nbsp;* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.&nbsp;* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.&nbsp;* We&#039;ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.&nbsp;* When the smog lifts in California.....U C L A</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 165084, member: 1246"] [U]ONE LINERS[/U] [SIZE=4]*Wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.[/SIZE] Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in California.....U C L A [/QUOTE]

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