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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 165180" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 12px">[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 12px">A</span> <span style="font-size: 15px">United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there l ooking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting you and your right to say this stupid stuff, so, He sent me."</span>[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 165180, member: 1246"] [SIZE=3][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][SIZE=3]A[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there l ooking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting you and your right to say this stupid stuff, so, He sent me."[/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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