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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 165198" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TOP TEN REASONS VALENTINE'S DAY IS IN FEBRUARY</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. Christmas and Easter had the first two draft picks.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. Chocolate melts in the summertime!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. Greeting Card Cartels are too powerful. If Hallmark wants a holiday in February, Hallmark *gets* a holiday in February.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. St. Valentine's martyrdom probably had something to do with it.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. "February" is an anagram for "Bare Fury."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. Males can only engage in romantic rituals that occur between the end of football season and the beginning of hockey playoffs.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. Red clothes with fuzzy white trim are still in fashion this soon after Christmas.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. Cupid's wings are too small to navigate the treacherous warm updrafts during the other seasons.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. In February winter feels like it will never end and a bit of a nice holiday halfway through the tedium stirs our minds to turn toward warm thoughts of the coming Spring.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. The temperature in February is so cold that cuddling is a matter of survival for the species. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 165198, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]TOP TEN REASONS VALENTINE'S DAY IS IN FEBRUARY 10. Christmas and Easter had the first two draft picks. 9. Chocolate melts in the summertime! 8. Greeting Card Cartels are too powerful. If Hallmark wants a holiday in February, Hallmark *gets* a holiday in February. 7. St. Valentine's martyrdom probably had something to do with it. 6. "February" is an anagram for "Bare Fury." 5. Males can only engage in romantic rituals that occur between the end of football season and the beginning of hockey playoffs. 4. Red clothes with fuzzy white trim are still in fashion this soon after Christmas. 3. Cupid's wings are too small to navigate the treacherous warm updrafts during the other seasons. 2. In February winter feels like it will never end and a bit of a nice holiday halfway through the tedium stirs our minds to turn toward warm thoughts of the coming Spring. 1. The temperature in February is so cold that cuddling is a matter of survival for the species. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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