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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 168056" data-attributes="member: 1246">A Farmers Will..........TO MY WIFE: My overdraft at the bank. Maybe she can explain it.TO MY BANKER: My soul. He has the mortgage on it anyway.TO MY NEIGHBOR: My clown suit. He&#039;ll need it if he continues to farm as hehas in the past.TO THE ASCS: My grain bin. I was planning to let them take it next yearanyway.TO THE FARM ADVISOR: 50 bushels of corn to see if he can hit the market. Inever did.TO THE JUNK MAN: All my machinery. He&#039;s had his eye on it for years.TO MY UNDERTAKER: A special request. I want six implement and fertilizerdealers for my pallbearers. They&#039;re used to carrying me.TO THE WEATHERMAN: Rain, sleet, and snow for the funeral please. No sensehaving good weather now.TO THE GRAVEDIGGER: Don&#039;t bother. The hole I&#039;m in should be big enough.TO THE MONUMENT MAKER: For the epitaph: &quot;Here lies a farmer who has nowproperly assumed all of his obligations.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 168056, member: 1246"] A Farmers Will.......... TO MY WIFE: My overdraft at the bank. Maybe she can explain it. TO MY BANKER: My soul. He has the mortgage on it anyway. TO MY NEIGHBOR: My clown suit. He'll need it if he continues to farm as he has in the past. TO THE ASCS: My grain bin. I was planning to let them take it next year anyway. TO THE FARM ADVISOR: 50 bushels of corn to see if he can hit the market. I never did. TO THE JUNK MAN: All my machinery. He's had his eye on it for years. TO MY UNDERTAKER: A special request. I want six implement and fertilizer dealers for my pallbearers. They're used to carrying me. TO THE WEATHERMAN: Rain, sleet, and snow for the funeral please. No sense having good weather now. TO THE GRAVEDIGGER: Don't bother. The hole I'm in should be big enough. TO THE MONUMENT MAKER: For the epitaph: "Here lies a farmer who has now properly assumed all of his obligations. [/QUOTE]

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