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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 168744" data-attributes="member: 1246">Too Many Questions&nbsp;Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? &nbsp;How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? &nbsp;If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? &nbsp;If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?&nbsp;If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?&nbsp;If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?&nbsp;If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?&nbsp;If you&#039;re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? &nbsp;Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?&nbsp;Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? &nbsp;Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes &nbsp;Why do &#039;overlook and &#039;oversee&#039; mean opposite things?&nbsp;Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? &nbsp;Why do &#039;tug&#039; boats push their barges?&nbsp;Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?&nbsp;Why do we sing &quot;Take me out to the ball game&quot; when we are already there?&nbsp;Why do you need a driver&#039;s license to buy liquor when you can&#039;t drink and drive?&nbsp;Why isn&#039;t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?&nbsp;Why does &quot;fat chance&quot; and &quot;slim chance&quot; mean the same thing?&nbsp;Why does &quot;slow down&quot; and &quot;slow up&quot; mean the same thing?&nbsp;Why is it called &quot;after dark&quot; when it really is &quot;after light&quot;?&nbsp;Why is it that when you transport something by car, it&#039;s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it&#039;s called cargo? &nbsp;Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?&nbsp;You know how most packages say Open here. What is the protocol if the package says, Open somewhere else?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 168744, member: 1246"] Too Many Questions Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? You know how most packages say Open here. What is the protocol if the package says, Open somewhere else? [/QUOTE]

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