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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 171220" data-attributes="member: 1246">Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, &nbsp;looking like he&#039;d just been run over by a train. &nbsp;His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, &nbsp;his face is cut and bruised and he&#039;s walking with a limp&nbsp;&quot;What happened to you?&quot; asks Sean, the bartender.&nbsp;&quot; Jamie O&#039;Conner and me had a fight,&quot; says Paddy.&nbsp;&quot;That little ***t, O&#039;Conner,&quot; says Sean, &nbsp;&quot;He couldn&#039;t do that to you, &nbsp;he must have had something in his hand.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;That he did,&quot; says Paddy, &quot;a shovel is what he had, &nbsp;and a terrible lickin&#039; he gave me with it.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Well,&quot; says Sean, &quot;you should have defended yourself, &nbsp;didn&#039;t you have something in your hand?&quot;&nbsp;That I did,&quot; said Paddy. &nbsp;&quot;Mrs. O&#039;Conner&#039;s breast, and a thing of &nbsp;beauty it was, but useless in a fight.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 171220, member: 1246"] [B]Into a Belfast pub comes[/B] Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little ***t, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." [/QUOTE]

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