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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 171559" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any</p><p>other two-letter word, and that is "UP".</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 15px">UP........</span></span></p><p>It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top</p><p>of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>At a </p><p>meeting, why does a topic come UP?<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>Why do we speak UP and why are the </p><p>officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a </p><p>report?<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>We call UP our friends.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>And we use it to brighten UP a room, </p><p>polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. </p><p>We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>At other times </p><p>the little word has real special meaning.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>People stir UP trouble, line UP </p><p>for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>To be dressed is </p><p>one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>And this UP is confusing: A </p><p>drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>We open UP a store in </p><p>the morning but we close it UP at night.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>We seem to be pretty mixed UP </p><p>about UP!<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the </p><p>word UP in the dictionary.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost </p><p>1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>If you are UP </p><p>to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>It will </p><p>take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with </p><p>a hundred or more.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong></p><p>When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>When it rains, it wets </p><p>the earth and often messes things UP.<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>When it doesn't rain for awhile, </p><p>things dry UP.</p><p></p><p>One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so it </p><p>is time to shut UP!<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>Oh ... one more thing:</p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>you do at night?<strong><span style="font-family: 'Graphite Light'"> </span></strong>U-P. </p></blockquote><p></p>
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