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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 172276" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Duck Hunting</span></span></strong></p><p>[FONT=Verdana,]<span style="font-size: 10px">Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Go see if that was a duck, will you?" </span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 172276, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Duck Hunting[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Verdana,][SIZE=2]Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma. Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will you?" [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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