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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 172646" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'AdLib BT'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Golfer and Doctor</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> A man was at the country club for his weekly round </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> first hole and a birdie the second. On the third </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> when his cell phone rang.</span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> been in a terrible accident and was in critical</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> condition and in the ICU.</span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible.</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> decided to get in a couple of more holes before</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> heading to the hospital. He ended up finishing all</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> eighteen. He finished his round shooting a personal</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> and beating his previous best game by more than 10.</span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife.</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> condition.</span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> country club your wife has been languishing in the</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> ICU! Its just as well you went ahead and finished</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> that round because it will be more than likely your</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> last! For the rest of her life she will require</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> giver!"</span></span></span></strong> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and</span></span></span></strong> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> sobbed. The doctor started to snicker and said,</span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> <em>"Just kidding! She died more than two hours ago.</em></span></span></span></strong> <em></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000ff"> What'd you shoot? </span></span></span></strong></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 172646, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=AdLib BT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Golfer and Doctor[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] A man was at the country club for his weekly round [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] first hole and a birdie the second. On the third [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] hole he had just scored his first ever hole in one[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] when his cell phone rang.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] been in a terrible accident and was in critical[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] condition and in the ICU.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] decided to get in a couple of more holes before[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] heading to the hospital. He ended up finishing all[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] eighteen. He finished his round shooting a personal[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] best 61 shattering the club record by five strokes[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] and beating his previous best game by more than 10.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] condition.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] country club your wife has been languishing in the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] ICU! Its just as well you went ahead and finished[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] that round because it will be more than likely your[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] last! For the rest of her life she will require[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] giver!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] sobbed. The doctor started to snicker and said,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] [I]"Just kidding! She died more than two hours ago.[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [I] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff] What'd you shoot? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/I] [/QUOTE]
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