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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 173080" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">Golf Excuses </span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">1. I keep second-guessing my shots.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">2. I just cannot find the sweet spot today.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">3. I drank too much coffee -- I have the shakes.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">4. My usual group is much better than you guys. They raise my level of play.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">5. I thought cross-handed putting was supposed to be the answer.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">6. I've only been golfing for a couple years -- I don't have my swing down yet.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">7. My hair gel evaporated and now my hair keeps getting into my eyes.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">8. It hurts too much to practice, with the war injury and all.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">9. I play for the exercise, not the score.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">10. I'm used to playing night golf. This daytime stuff confuses me.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 173080, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000]Golf Excuses [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [LEFT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]1. I keep second-guessing my shots.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]2. I just cannot find the sweet spot today.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]3. I drank too much coffee -- I have the shakes.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]4. My usual group is much better than you guys. They raise my level of play.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]5. I thought cross-handed putting was supposed to be the answer.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]6. I've only been golfing for a couple years -- I don't have my swing down yet.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]7. My hair gel evaporated and now my hair keeps getting into my eyes.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]8. It hurts too much to practice, with the war injury and all.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]9. I play for the exercise, not the score.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]10. I'm used to playing night golf. This daytime stuff confuses me.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT] [/QUOTE]
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