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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 173785" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">THE LAW OF PHYSICS AS IT APPLIES TO GOLF</span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It's easier to get up at </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6:00 AM</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> to play golf than at </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10:00</span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> to mow the yard. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> Golf </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are.... that's why I get so many calls to play with friends.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse). </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">You probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs if you are performing brain surgery.</span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 173785, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4]THE LAW OF PHYSICS AS IT APPLIES TO GOLF[/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#023a46][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][/SIZE] [FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']It's easier to get up at [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']6:00 AM[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] to play golf than at [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']10:00[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] to mow the yard. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] Golf [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are.... that's why I get so many calls to play with friends.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse). [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']You probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine. [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs if you are performing brain surgery.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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