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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 179969" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><u>Sayings of the Jewish Buddha</u></strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Be here now.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Be someplace else later.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic ans MS'"><strong>Is that so complicated?</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Drink tea and nourish life;</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>with the first sip, joy;</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>with the second sip, satisfaction;</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>with the third sip, peace;</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>with the fourth, a Danish.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Wherever you go, there you are.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Your luggage is another story.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Accept misfortune as a blessing.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>What would you talk about?</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>There is no escaping karma.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>In a previous life,</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>you never called,</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>you never wrote,</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comi'"><strong>you never visited.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>And whose fault was that?</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Zen is not easy.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>It takes effort to attain nothingness.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>And then what do you have?</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Bupkis.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Tao does not speak.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Tao does not blame.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The! Tao doe s not take sides.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Tao has no expectations.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Tao demands nothing of others.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Tao is not Jewish.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Breathe in.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Breathe out.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Breathe in.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Breathe out.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your </strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>problems.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Let your mind be as a floating cloud.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Let your stillness be as a wooded glen.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>And sit up straight.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><strong>You'll never meet the </strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Buddha</strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> with such rounded shoulders.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Each blossom has ten thousand petals.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>You might want to see a specialist.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Be aware of your body.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Be aware of your perceptions.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>terminal illness.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Torah says,</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><strong>Love your neighbor as yourself.</strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The </strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Buddha</strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> says,</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>There is no self.</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>So, maybe we're off the hook.</strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>?</strong></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 179969, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][U]Sayings of the Jewish Buddha[/U][/B][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Be here now.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Be someplace else later.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic ans MS][B]Is that so complicated?[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Drink tea and nourish life;[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]with the first sip, joy;[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]with the second sip, satisfaction;[/B][/FONT] with the third sip, peace; [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]with the fourth, a Danish.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Wherever you go, there you are.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Your luggage is another story.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Accept misfortune as a blessing.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]What would you talk about?[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]There is no escaping karma.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]In a previous life,[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]you never called,[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]you never wrote,[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comi][B]you never visited.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]And whose fault was that?[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Zen is not easy.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]It takes effort to attain nothingness.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]And then what do you have?[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Bupkis.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Tao does not speak.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Tao does not blame.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The! Tao doe s not take sides.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Tao has no expectations.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Tao demands nothing of others.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Tao is not Jewish.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Breathe in.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Breathe out.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Breathe in.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Breathe out.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your [/B][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]problems.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Let your mind be as a floating cloud.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Let your stillness be as a wooded glen.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]And sit up straight.[/B][/FONT] [B]You'll never meet the [/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Buddha[/B][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] with such rounded shoulders.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Each blossom has ten thousand petals.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]You might want to see a specialist.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Be aware of your body.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Be aware of your perceptions.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]terminal illness.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The Torah says,[/B][/FONT] [B]Love your neighbor as yourself.[/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]The [/B][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Buddha[/B][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] says,[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]There is no self.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]So, maybe we're off the hook.[/B][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]?[/B][/FONT] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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