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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 181312" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Defending Her Honor</p><p> </p><p>Back in the old days in Texas, three people were travelling in a stagecoach, a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back east, and an elegant Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady until he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you three dollars for oral sex."</p><p> </p><p>The texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol and shot the city slicker dead. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, sir, for defending my honor."</p><p> </p><p>Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "To hell with your honor! No tenderfoot from back east is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 181312, member: 1246"] Defending Her Honor Back in the old days in Texas, three people were travelling in a stagecoach, a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back east, and an elegant Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady until he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you three dollars for oral sex." The texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol and shot the city slicker dead. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, sir, for defending my honor." Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "To hell with your honor! No tenderfoot from back east is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!" [/QUOTE]
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