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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 190074" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>What I Want in a Man</em></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>Original List: </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>1. Handsome </strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Charming </span></span></em></em></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Financially successful </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. A caring listener </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. Witty</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>6. In good shape </strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. Dresses with style </span></span></em></em></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. Appreciates finer things </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. Full of thoughtful surprises</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. An ima ginative, romantic lover </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em></span></span></strong></em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><em><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) </strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. Nice looking </span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Opens car doors, holds chairs </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Has enough money for a nice dinner </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. Listens more than talks </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. Laughs at my jokes </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. Carries bags of groceries with ease</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. Owns at least one tie </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. Seeks romance at least once a week </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em></em></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em></em></span></span></span></em></p><p> <em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)</strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></em></span></strong></span></em></span></span></span></em></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. Not too ugly </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><em>2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car </em></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally </span></span></span></span></span></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. Nods head when I'm talking </span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes </span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture </span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach</span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids </span></span></em></span></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down</span></span></span></span></em></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. Shaves most weekends </span></span></span></span></em></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) </strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></em></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed </strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></em></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public</span></span></em></em></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Doesn't borrow money too often</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear</span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. Appreciates a good TV dinner </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. Remembers your name on occasion </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. Shaves some weekends </span></span></em></em></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></em></span></span></em></p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) </em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></em><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></em><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center">1.Doesn't scare small children </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Remembers where bathroom is </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. Only snores lightly when asleep</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5. Remembers why he's laughing </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. Usually wears some clothes </span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. Likes soft foods </span></span></em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. Remembers where he left his teeth </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. Remembers that it's the weekend </span></span></span></span></strong></em></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></p><p></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center"><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)</strong></span></span></span></span></em></em></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></p><p></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. Breathing </span></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. Doesn't miss the toilet.</span></span></em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 190074, member: 1246"] [COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I]What I Want in a Man[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I]Original List: [/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/B][I][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]1. Handsome [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I] [I][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. Charming [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Financially successful [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. A caring listener [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5. Witty[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/I] [I][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]6. In good shape [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I] [I][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. Dresses with style [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. Appreciates finer things [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. Full of thoughtful surprises[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. An ima ginative, romantic lover [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/I] [I][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/I] [I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. Nice looking [/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. Opens car doors, holds chairs [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Has enough money for a nice dinner [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. Listens more than talks [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5. Laughs at my jokes [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. Carries bags of groceries with ease[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. Owns at least one tie [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. Seeks romance at least once a week [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR=maroon][B][SIZE=4][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. Not too ugly [/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][I]2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car [/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. Nods head when I'm talking [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [I][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [I][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [I][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [I][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. Shaves most weekends [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Doesn't borrow money too often[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [CENTER][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. Appreciates a good TV dinner [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. Remembers your name on occasion [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. Shaves some weekends [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=maroon][B][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I]What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) [/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/FONT][CENTER][/center][/I][CENTER][/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][/I][/CENTER][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/FONT][/I][CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER]1.Doesn't scare small children [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. Remembers where bathroom is [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep[/FONT][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. Only snores lightly when asleep[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]5. Remembers why he's laughing [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. Usually wears some clothes [/FONT][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. Likes soft foods [/FONT][/FONT][/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. Remembers where he left his teeth [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I] [I][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. Remembers that it's the weekend [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/I][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][COLOR=maroon] [SIZE=4][CENTER][I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][B]What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82)[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/I][/CENTER][/SIZE][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. Breathing [/FONT] [I][I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. Doesn't miss the toilet.[/FONT][/FONT][/I][/I] [/QUOTE]
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