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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 191423" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>No Mo Ho !!</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Because of the recent incidence with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others are insisting that changes take place in our country.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Santa Claus will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist, sexist farm implement.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non- Southern White Christians.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 191423, member: 1246"] No Mo Ho !! [FONT=Times New Roman]Because of the recent incidence with Don Imus, Al Sharpton and others are insisting that changes take place in our country.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Santa Claus will be banned as he utters the clearly racist and misogynistic exclamation, "Ho, ho, ho!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Pirate movies will be censored if they contain the phrase "Yo, ho, ho."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]All references to the Seven Dwarfs will be punishable due to the song "High-ho!" which is offensive to sex workers of enhanced stature.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Any mention of farmers will cease due to their use of hoes, a racist, sexist farm implement.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The Lone Ranger will be eliminated from popular culture because he uses the patently offensive phrase, "Hi Ho Silver"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]All "Ho-downs" will be terminated as a racist affront to non- Southern White Christians.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]All travel to Ho Chi Minh City will be banned.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The phrases "Heave-Ho," "Gung Ho," and "Tally Ho!" will be expunged from the English language. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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