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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 200375" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">Subject: Senior breakfast ........</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "senior special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"YES ! !" stated the waitress.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"I'll take the special."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"How do you want your eggs?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">She took the two eggs home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS ! ! ! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080">We've been around the block more than once ! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 200375, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=#800080]Subject: Senior breakfast ........ We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "senior special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her. "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "YES ! !" stated the waitress. "I'll take the special." "How do you want your eggs?" "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS ! ! ! We've been around the block more than once ! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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