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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 201583" data-attributes="member: 1246">OVER 60.....&nbsp;Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who&nbsp;&nbsp; are interested in them?A:&nbsp; Try a bookstore under fiction.&nbsp;Q:&nbsp; What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A:&nbsp; Keep busy. If you&#039;re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.&nbsp;Q:&nbsp; How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ yr. old husband?A:&nbsp; Tell him you&#039;re pregnant.&nbsp;Q:&nbsp; Why should 60+ year olds use valet parking?A:&nbsp; Valets don&#039;t forget where they park the car.&nbsp;Q:&nbsp; Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A:&nbsp; Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.&nbsp;Q:&nbsp; As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A:&nbsp; Yes, but usually in the afternoon.&nbsp;Q:&nbsp; What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?A:&nbsp; &quot;I remember these.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 201583, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=indigo]OVER 60.....[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: Try a bookstore under fiction.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ yr. old husband?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: Tell him you're pregnant.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: Why should 60+ year olds use valet parking?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: Valets don't forget where they park the car.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]A: "I remember these."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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