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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 201691" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: darkgreen">If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: #006400">If God dropped acid, would He see people?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: #006400">How many people thought of the Post-it Note before it was invented, but just didn't have anything to joy it down on?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: #006400">If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: #006400">If a chronic liar tells you that he is a chronic liar, do you believe him?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="color: #006400">If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 201691, member: 1246"] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=darkgreen]If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=#006400]If God dropped acid, would He see people?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=#006400]How many people thought of the Post-it Note before it was invented, but just didn't have anything to joy it down on?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=#006400]If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=#006400]If a chronic liar tells you that he is a chronic liar, do you believe him?[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][COLOR=#006400]If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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