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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 202957" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">When I was in my younger days</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">I weighed a few pounds less.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">I needn't hold my tummy in</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">To wear a belted dress.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">But now that I am older,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">I've set my body free,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">There's comfort of elastic</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">Where once my waist would be.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">Inventor of those high-heeled shoes</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">My feet have not forgiven,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">I have to wear a nine now,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">But used to wear a seven.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">I need to wear these glasses</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">As the prints were getting smaller;</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">And it wasn't very long ago</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">I know that I was taller.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">Though my hair has turned to silver</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">And my skin no longer fits</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">On the inside, I'm the same old me,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #408080">Just the outside's changed a bit.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 202957, member: 1246"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]When I was in my younger days[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]I weighed a few pounds less.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]I needn't hold my tummy in[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]To wear a belted dress.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]But now that I am older,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]I've set my body free,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]There's comfort of elastic[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]Where once my waist would be.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]Inventor of those high-heeled shoes[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]My feet have not forgiven,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]I have to wear a nine now,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]But used to wear a seven.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]I need to wear these glasses[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]As the prints were getting smaller;[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]And it wasn't very long ago[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]I know that I was taller.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]Though my hair has turned to silver[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]And my skin no longer fits[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]On the inside, I'm the same old me,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#408080]Just the outside's changed a bit.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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