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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 203287" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Blind Wal-Mart Clerk</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">on </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">sounds like a Master Card," he says.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">she </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">is </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">could </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">the </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">only person around.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000000">is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 203287, member: 1246"] Blind Wal-Mart Clerk [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]on [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]"That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]sounds like a Master Card," he says.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]she [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]is [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]could [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]the [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]only person around.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000000]is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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