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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 204566" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Old Penis Poem</p><p> </p><p>My nookie days are over </p><p>My pilot light is out </p><p>What used to be my sex appeal </p><p>Is now my water spout. </p><p></p><p>Time was when, on its own accord </p><p>From my trousers it would spring </p><p>But now I've got a full-time job </p><p>To find the blasted thing. </p><p></p><p>It used to be embarrassing </p><p>The way it would behave </p><p>For every single morning </p><p>It would stand and watch me shave. </p><p></p><p>Now as old age approaches </p><p>It sure gives me the blues </p><p>To see it hang its little head </p><p>And watch me tie my shoes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 204566, member: 1246"] Old Penis Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes. [/QUOTE]
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