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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 205231" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Auto Shop</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords, the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags and the car keys.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. "Why aren't you vacuuming the car?" he asked.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Because the extension cord wouldn't reach," was the reply.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Exasperated, the teacher stated, "That's why I gave you two."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"We tried the other one," a student said, "but it wouldn't reach either." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 205231, member: 1246"] Auto Shop [FONT=Times New Roman]Taking great pains to be specific, the new auto-shop teacher on our staff explained to three of his students that he wanted them to clean a car that was parked outside. He gave them two extension cords, the vacuum cleaner, a bucket, rags and the car keys.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Later he went out and discovered them sitting in the car, feet up on the dashboard, listening to the stereo. "Why aren't you vacuuming the car?" he asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Because the extension cord wouldn't reach," was the reply.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Exasperated, the teacher stated, "That's why I gave you two."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"We tried the other one," a student said, "but it wouldn't reach either." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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