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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 205677" data-attributes="member: 1246">YOU KNOW IT&#039;S A &quot;NO FRILLS&quot; AIRLINE WHEN ...* They don&#039;t sell tickets, they sell chances.* All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.* Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.* You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.* Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.* The ground crew uses jumper cables and an old pickup truck to start the engines.* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, &quot;Just once.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 205677, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc0000][B]YOU KNOW IT'S A "NO FRILLS" AIRLINE WHEN ...[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* The ground crew uses jumper cables and an old pickup truck to start the engines.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#000080]* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]

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