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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 207519" data-attributes="member: 1246">3 Surgeons........&nbsp;Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, &quot;I&#039;m the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.&quot;The second surgeon said. &quot;That&#039;s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.&quot;The third surgeon said, &quot;You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a Woman was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman&#039;s blonde hair and the horse&#039;s ass. I was able to put them together and now she&#039;s running for President.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 207519, member: 1246"] 3 Surgeons........ [FONT=Times New Roman]Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a Woman was high on cocaine and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling at 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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