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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 208244" data-attributes="member: 1246">Here are some of the &quot;All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists,&quot; as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff..........At what elevation does an elk become a moose?How do you pronounce &#039;Elk&#039;?Are the bears with collars tame?Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should Istore it in my tent?I saw an animal on the way to Banff today. Could you tell me what it was?Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?What&#039;s the best way to see Canada in a day?Do they search you at the B.C. border?Where can I buy a raccoon hat? All Canadians own one don&#039;t they?So it&#039;s eight kilometers away. Is that in miles? We&#039;re on the decibel systemyou know.Where can I get my husband really lost?Is that 2 kilometers by foot or by car?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 208244, member: 1246"] Here are some of the "All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists," as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff.......... At what elevation does an elk become a moose? How do you pronounce 'Elk'? Are the bears with collars tame? Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent? I saw an animal on the way to Banff today. Could you tell me what it was? Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields? What's the best way to see Canada in a day? Do they search you at the B.C. border? Where can I buy a raccoon hat? All Canadians own one don't they? So it's eight kilometers away. Is that in miles? We're on the decibel system you know. Where can I get my husband really lost? Is that 2 kilometers by foot or by car? [/QUOTE]

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