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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 211785" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Be Politically Correct With Men....</strong></p><p> </p><p>He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.</p><p> </p><p>He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.</p><p> </p><p>He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.</p><p> </p><p>He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS.</p><p> </p><p>He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.</p><p> </p><p>He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.</p><p> </p><p>He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.</p><p> </p><p>He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT.</p><p> </p><p>He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.</p><p> </p><p>He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME.</p><p> </p><p>He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER.</p><p> </p><p>He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION.</p><p> </p><p>He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER.</p><p> </p><p>He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION.</p><p> </p><p>He does not tell ENDLESS, BORING, UNFUNNY JOKES - He is HUMORLY OVER-CONFIDENT.</p><p> </p><p>He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 211785, member: 1246"] [B]Be Politically Correct With Men....[/B] He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED. He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME. He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER. He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION. He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER. He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION. He does not tell ENDLESS, BORING, UNFUNNY JOKES - He is HUMORLY OVER-CONFIDENT. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. [/QUOTE]
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