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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 214136" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><u>Common Forms of Office Illness</u></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24 Hour Virus.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. The Friday Afternoon Start The Weekend Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take but I Want To Stay On the Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To the Office Disease.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. The I've Screwed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 214136, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][U]Common Forms of Office Illness[/U] 1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24 Hour Virus. 3. The Friday Afternoon Start The Weekend Early Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains. 4. The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's Going to Take but I Want To Stay On the Payroll Until Then Mysterious Infection. 5. The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly I'm Too Contagious To Come In To the Office Disease. 6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening Appointments Bout of Influenza. 7. The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a Day Off Sickness. 8. The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager Again General Ailment. 9. The I've Screwed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the Music Terminal Illness. 10. The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It Infirmity. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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