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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 215113" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Hairy Armpits</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She gets her drink and goes away. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She gets her drink and goes away again. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">her leg that high."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 215113, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Hairy Armpits[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [SIZE=2]A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink." She gets her drink and goes away. Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and goes away again. The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before. The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high."[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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