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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 222317" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The World's Shortest Books</strong></span></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>Things I Love About My Country</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: navy"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: navy">Illustrated by Michael Moore</span></span></span></strong></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></strong><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">My Christian Accomplishments and How I Helped after Katrina</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>by </em></span></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #400040"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: teal"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>by </em></span></span></span></span></em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Hillary</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><strong>Sequel:</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><em>By Bill Clinton </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>___________________________________</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">My Little Book of Personal Hygiene</span> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Osama Bin Laden</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Bill Gates </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>____________________________________</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Dennis Rodman </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>_________________________________</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Al Gore & John Kerry</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>A COLLECTION of </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Dr. J Kevorkian</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><strong>GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><strong><em>by</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> Mike Tyson</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>__________________________________ </strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><strong>THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>_______________________________________</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>O.J. Simpson</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>_________________________________________</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong>HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Ted Kennedy</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="color: #400040"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>___________________________________ </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>MY BOOK OF MORALS </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong><em>by </em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Bill Clinton</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: blue">with introduction</span></span></span></strong></span></strong></span><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em> by</em></strong></span></span></span></span></span></em></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> The Rev. Jesse Jackson</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: blue">*******************************************************</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'LamboHmkBold'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'LamboHmkBold'"><strong>AND, JUST ADDED</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> :</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>By Nancy Pelosi </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 222317, member: 1246"] [B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][B]The World's Shortest Books[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]Things I Love About My Country[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B][I]by [/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Tahoma][B]Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=navy][CENTER][B][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=navy]Illustrated by Michael Moore[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][/center][/FONT][CENTER][/center][/B][CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]My Christian Accomplishments and How I Helped after Katrina[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/FONT][I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#400040][COLOR=#400040][FONT=Arial][I]by [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#400040][COLOR=#400040][FONT=Arial]Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton[/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][I]by [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT][/I][FONT=Arial][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial]Hillary[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT] 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[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/CENTER][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Tahoma][B]_________________________________[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B]THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][B][I]by [/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Tahoma][B]Al Gore & John Kerry[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=teal][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Arial]AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=teal][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=6][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Tahoma][B]A COLLECTION of 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