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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 222351" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: darkred">This one really struck my funny bone !!</span></span></p><p></p><p>The Husband</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became</strong></span><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">back.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">waist.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">better position herself.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He whispered back, "<span style="color: #ff0000">I found the remote</span>."</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 222351, member: 1246"] [SIZE=1][COLOR=darkred]This one really struck my funny bone !![/COLOR][/SIZE] The Husband [SIZE=4][SIZE=4][B]One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became[/B][/SIZE][B] [SIZE=4]aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]back.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]waist.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]better position herself.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]He whispered back, "[COLOR=#ff0000]I found the remote[/COLOR]."[/SIZE][/B] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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