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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 226624" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #008000">The Italian Golfer.....</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000">An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000">The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000">"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"</span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's why I'm in such good shape."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>Have a glass of vino, and all is well."</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.</span></strong></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How old was your Dad when he died?"</span></strong></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong>"Who said my Dad's dead?"</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"</span></strong></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and he's a golfer, too."</span></strong></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Well the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that.</span></strong></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"</span></strong></span></span> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Who said my grandpa's dead?"</span></strong></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">still living! Incredible, how old is he?"</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"He's 118 year's old, says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrted at this</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">point, " So , I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">At this point the doctor is losing it.</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Getting married!!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Who said he wanted to?"</span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Papyrus'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 226624, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#008000]The Italian Golfer.....[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000]An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B]I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy,"and that's why I'm in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]How old was your Dad when he died?"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B]"Who said my Dad's dead?"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer, too."[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]Well the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that.[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][B][FONT=Arial]Who said my grandpa's dead?"[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][B][/b][/SIZE][B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Papyrus][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000] [FONT=Arial]Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?" "He's 118 year's old, says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrted at this point, " So , I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?" "No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is losing it. "Getting married!!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?" "Who said he wanted to?"[/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Papyrus][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Geneva][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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