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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 231545" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Maude and Claude......</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">other's company.  After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">in town. And despite his age, Claude was still a charmer. Afterward,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">lost for a time in their own thoughts.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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