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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 232265" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Definitions based on what the word sounds like when spoken out loud............</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Burglarize: What a crook sees with.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Control: A short, ugly inmate.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Misty: How golfers create divots.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Paradox: two physicians.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Polarize: what penguins see with.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Relief: what trees do in the spring.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Subdued: like a guy, like, who works on one of those Attack Submarines. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 232265, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Definitions based on what the word sounds like when spoken out loud............ Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. Burglarize: What a crook sees with. Control: A short, ugly inmate. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living. Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist. Heroes: what a guy in a boat does. Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot. Misty: How golfers create divots. Paradox: two physicians. Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist: a helper on the farm. Polarize: what penguins see with. Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV. Relief: what trees do in the spring. Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife. Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6. Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does. Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official. Subdued: like a guy, like, who works on one of those Attack Submarines. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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