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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 232934" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Dumb Secretary</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. "Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"The regional vice president died this morning!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began explaining. "Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one?"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Boy do I. She's that young babe!"</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"What do you mean?" I asked.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9-1-1'. She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 232934, member: 1246"] Dumb Secretary [FONT=Times New Roman]"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. "Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The regional vice president died this morning!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began explaining. "Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one?"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Boy do I. She's that young babe!"[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"What do you mean?" I asked.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9-1-1'. She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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