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Message: <blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 242581" data-attributes="member: 1954"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">INHERITANCE</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.  While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">   </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">Quietly arriving at the house, the husband</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.  The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser.  He paid for your season Oriole tickets.  He paid for our house at the lake.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">He paid for our country club membership,</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">and he even pays the monthly dues!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">The cabby said......</span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000097">"I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold."</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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