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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 242883" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>The Mayonnaise Jar</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full, and they agreed it was.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The professor then produced</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The students laughed. "Now," said the professor,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">As the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - God, family, children, health, friends, and favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained,</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">your life would still</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">be full.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The pebbles are the other things that matter</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> l</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">ike your job, house, and car.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The sand is everything else - the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So - pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">to clean the house and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The rest is just sand."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled, "I'm glad you asked." It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 242883, member: 1246"] [COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS'][B]The Mayonnaise Jar [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 Hours a day is not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full, and they agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']As the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - God, family, children, health, friends, and favorite passions - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']your life would still[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS'] l[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']ike your job, house, and car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']He continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']And energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. So - pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']to clean the house and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf balls first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000][COLOR=maroon][FONT='Comic Sans MS']The rest is just sand." One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled, "I'm glad you asked." It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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