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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 243458" data-attributes="member: 1246">One day in Chicago ... &nbsp;A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.&nbsp;Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,&#039;What happened? What&#039;s the hold up?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&#039;Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O&#039;Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.&nbsp;&nbsp;They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;The driver asks, &#039;On average, how much is everyone giving?&#039; &nbsp;&nbsp;&#039;About a gallon.&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 243458, member: 1246"] One day in Chicago ... [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,'What happened? What's the hold up?' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]'About a gallon.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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