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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 248632" data-attributes="member: 1246">You Are No Longer &quot;Cool&quot; When <ol>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You find yourself listening to talk radio.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">The pattern on your shorts and couch match.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">When jogging is something you do to your memory.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">All the cars behind you flash their headlights.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You remember the &quot;Rolling Stones&quot; as a rock group not a corporation.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son&#039;s new running shoes.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You actually ASK for your father&#039;s advice.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">You don&#039;t know how to operate a fax machine.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 248632, member: 1246"] You Are No Longer "Cool" When [LIST=1] [*]You find yourself listening to talk radio. [*]You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. [*]The pattern on your shorts and couch match. [*]You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit. [*]You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend. [*]You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. [*]You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it. [*]You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day. [*]When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate. [*]When jogging is something you do to your memory. [*]Getting a little action means your prune juice is working. [*]All the cars behind you flash their headlights. [*]You remember the "Rolling Stones" as a rock group not a corporation. [*]You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son's new running shoes. [*]You actually ASK for your father's advice. [*]You don't know how to operate a fax machine. [*]When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.[/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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