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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 250233" data-attributes="member: 1246">Old Folks Wedding&nbsp;Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excitedabout their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss thewedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.&nbsp;Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: &quot;Are you the owner?&quot;&nbsp;The pharmacist answers, &quot;Yes.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;We&#039;re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;Of course we do.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;How about medicine for circulation?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;All kinds.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;Definitely.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;How about Viagra?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;Of course.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;Yes, a large variety. The works.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotesfor Parkinson&#039;s disease?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;Absolutely.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;You sell wheelchairs and walkers?&quot;&nbsp;Pharmacist: &quot;All speeds and sizes.&quot;&nbsp;Jacob: &quot;We&#039;d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 250233, member: 1246"] Old Folks Wedding Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry [/QUOTE]

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