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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 254553" data-attributes="member: 1246">PUNS &#039;R&#039; US................A good pun is its own reword.A pessimist&#039;s blood type is always b-negative.My wife likes to make pottery, but to me it&#039;s just kiln time.I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.Sea captains don&#039;t like crew cuts.A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.Acupuncture is a jab well done.Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.What&#039;s the definition of a will? (It&#039;s a dead giveaway).A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 254553, member: 1246"] PUNS 'R' US................ A good pun is its own reword. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. My wife likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. [/QUOTE]

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