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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 254952" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>I Want It.....</strong></p><p> </p><p>The big new SUV had just gone on sale, and John just had to have one.</p><p></p><p>He went to the dealership and looked at the behemoth. It weighed two tons, had 500 horsepower and the options included a ten-speaker satellite radio, video, GPS navigation and every other option one can imagine. He turned to the salesman and said, "I want it! How much?"</p><p></p><p>The salesman said, "I'm sorry, but this one has been sold and demand is so strong that we won't be able to get one for several months. But if you give me a deposit, I can guarantee delivery on June 1, 2008.</p><p></p><p>"So I can pick up the car on June 1, 2008. Will it be ready in the morning or the afternoon?"</p><p></p><p>The surprised salesman replied, "What difference does it make?"</p><p></p><p>"Well, the cable guy is coming that day."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 254952, member: 1246"] [B]I Want It.....[/B] The big new SUV had just gone on sale, and John just had to have one. He went to the dealership and looked at the behemoth. It weighed two tons, had 500 horsepower and the options included a ten-speaker satellite radio, video, GPS navigation and every other option one can imagine. He turned to the salesman and said, "I want it! How much?" The salesman said, "I'm sorry, but this one has been sold and demand is so strong that we won't be able to get one for several months. But if you give me a deposit, I can guarantee delivery on June 1, 2008. "So I can pick up the car on June 1, 2008. Will it be ready in the morning or the afternoon?" The surprised salesman replied, "What difference does it make?" "Well, the cable guy is coming that day." [/QUOTE]
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