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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="traveler" data-source="post: 258034" data-attributes="member: 1954"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">heck are you doing?'</span></span></span></span><span style="color: green"></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="color: green">'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="color: green">'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="color: green">'No, would you like to give it a try?' <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/confused1.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" />1</span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="color: green">Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">car keys, and then stripped him naked and left. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/blushing.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":blushing:" title="Blushing :blushing:" data-shortname=":blushing:" /></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?' </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">sympathy,walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green">ear and said: <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/tt1.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tt1:" title="Tt1 :tt1:" data-shortname=":tt1:" /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: green"></span></p><p> <span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Book'"><span style="color: green">'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...' </span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="traveler, post: 258034, member: 1954"] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]heck are you doing?'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=green] [SIZE=4][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][COLOR=green]'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][COLOR=green]'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][COLOR=green]'No, would you like to give it a try?' :confused1[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][COLOR=green]Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]car keys, and then stripped him naked and left. :blushing:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]sympathy,walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green]ear and said: :tt1:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=green] [SIZE=4][FONT=Franklin Gothic Book][COLOR=green]'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...' [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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